Who hasn’t asked them, am I right? What parent out there hasn’t suspected that their spouse snuck out and conceived “their” child with someone else? Admittedly, it would be trickier for the dads out there to pull this off, but what with science and all, I bet it could be done.
With that in mind, I endeavored to determine, once and for all, who Driscoll’s parents really are. Scientifically. Let’s look at the evidence.
This is Kirsten and Driscoll. So far, it’s looking likely that Kirsten is, indeed, Driscoll’s mother.
Hmm. We both have pacifiers, though I don’t believe those are genetic. He does appear to have my hair.
Driscoll has much more avocado on his face than did Kirsten at a similar stage.
Ah, mouth breathers! These 2 (me and Driscoll) are clearly related.
Truth is, it’s a good thing Driscoll isn’t a dead ringer for either of his parents, because that might not have gone well…
